Goblin Gear: Electrons at Epic Prices!
Yo, adventurers! Wanna get yer hands on some wickedly sick tech? Then loot up Goblin Gear, where we hawker the finest gizmos this side of the slag heap. Our prices might be a little outrageous, but hey, you get what you pay for, right? We got buzzing swords that cut through steel like butter, flasks that brew invisibility potions in a flash, and ev